You have come a long way, baby, just like Steel Reserve with their Alloy series. For this weeks Budget Beer Friday we have the hard pineapple variant. Weighing in at 8% ABV, and 25oz for $1.99, the strong pineapple flavor will kickoff your weekend like a classic Van Halen album, along with a neon yellow color that would make Diamond Dave proud!
But, looking at the tax column in your paycheck you realize the man has given you the hard pineapple for the past week. Your deadbeat friends aren’t going to pay for their cookie orders and your daughters brownie leader has a neck tattoo so the rest of that check is going to have to square things with her, or else.
At least you know you made the right call with the perfect pairing of pineapple and hot fries. It’ll be a steady diet of those and thin mints for the next week.