Budget Beer Friday for a Short Weekend.

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You made it to Friday, again, time to treat yo’ self. You may have to spring forward this weekend, lose an hour of hard earned freedom and you already lost the ninja blender to your ex. But, after digging out $2.75 in mixed change from the floorboards you can escape thanks to Seagram’s Spiked Strawberry Daiquiri (8% ABV).

You’re looking forward to the promise of spring, daydreaming of bringing a new love back to the abode and put on Beck’s “Midnite Vultures” album. You let the glucose goodness of this fine value of a malt beverage fuel your shortened weekend and keep you from the realization no one is going swipe your profile picture. You finish the can, crack another, curse that White Castle isn’t available for uber eats; knowing it’s just you and your cats this weekend grooving to the falsetto of Beck. You’ll be back at the grind much too soon,so flying solo or not, enjoy the 808 beats and escape to a land where the days are warm and nites are long.


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About Jason 'MoM' Chism

"stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.” -Charles Bukowski. This is how I live, beer lover, beer mule, beer slinger, these things and a total lack of pretension.

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